what if santa was really satan and people have just been misspelling it for years. and that explains why he comes into your house in the middle of the night and how he flies because satan can fly cant he. AND THE DEVIL HAS HOOVES AND SANTA HAS EINDEER WHIC HAVE HOOVES AND im not sure where im going with this but i’ve just noticed santa sounds like satan.
And how he goes down the chimney! A hole of fuckin fire!